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whomadeyou-kingofanything:

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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This is very on point

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma)

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

toothpast:

making-a-url-is-to-much-work:

kellykapowsk1:

Wow, I love the new John Green book

I bet the horse dies

neigh?

neigh.

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

meowrailsprite:

stormybabe:

ileliberte:

devildoll:

prrb:

lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”

that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”

And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.

Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”

Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

inkmybodyfull:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

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I’ve been to one of these factories in Germany, one that makes this stuff, and watching a fucking pencil being made was the best experience ever. Then I got to watch it over and over again IN ALL THE COLORS!

(Source: assassincreeds)