entwistle:

if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.

(Source: vintagemickeymouse)

tags: funnyreference +

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

tags: funnyreference +

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

supgina:

vejiga:

i want to see a million more of these

(Source: welele)

tags: funnyreference +

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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blake-the-half-demon:

furbearingbrick:

mehreenkasana:

Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing.

The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer to the other. The slasher you see up there was created to cut open solid objects like boxes, ropes, etc but to also carve and slice inanimate objects. The lighter you see up there was made for cigarettes. The first three objects have domestic, legitimate use.

The gun, in contrast, has no other domestic objectives and usage. It was specifically made to kill. That is all. Kill. You don’t use a gun to store software programs, you don’t use a gun to peel an orange, you don’t use a gun to light a cigarette up. You use a gun to kill.

Try another comparison. Stop embarrassing yourselves. 

APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA

NAH MAN IT’S A THIRD DEGREE BURN HERE THE PERSON NEEDS A SKIN GRAPH

(Source: takingbackamericatoitsroots)

6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing

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queenofchalices:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

just.. fucking wow

bubblegum-poison:

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

Is no one going to mention the Shrek shirt?

(Source: yungterra)

tags: I didn't even notice the shrek shirt +

thoughtsofarandommind:

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

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